Lazarczyk Funeral Home Quotes & Sayings

And were your back as broad as heaven, and your purse full of gold, and did your compassion reach from here to hell itself, there is nothing you can do. — Alan Paton

The best umpired game is the game in which the fans cannot recall the umpires who worked it. — Bill Klem

The charms of women were never more powerful never inspired such achievements, as in those immortal periods, when they could neither read nor write. — Hannah Cowley

Books can't hurt you, if you don't read them. — Marty Rubin

10 He has not dealt with us as our sins deserve or repaid us according to our offenses. — Anonymous

I think all people want freedom, but they've got this idea inserted into their head about money. — Andy Couturier

When I was 13 I told my dad I'd rather kill myself than do an ordinary job. He vaguely muttered something about how I'd need to earn a living somehow, but he's been totally behind me, forking out money he didn't really have to send me to university. Every other comedian I've met had to fight their parents to be allowed to do this but mine have been brilliant. — Noel Fielding