Layed Off From Work Quotes & Sayings

We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. — Dave Barry

Changing the legal standard creates a slippery slope ... plural marriage. The court opened up a pandora's box by doing that. — Rick Santorum

I hated to admit it, but he was all sorts of sexy felon. God, what was wrong with me? That kiss had made me stupid. — Jay Crownover

No audience ever complained about a presentation or speech being too short — Stephen Keague

I've read more truth in fiction than in nonfiction, partly because fiction can deal with the numinous, and nonfiction rarely does. — Dean Koontz

A man of knowledge lives by acting, not by thinking about acting. — Carlos Castaneda

Nothing is more important in the face of a war than cutting taxes. — Tom DeLay

You have to be clever in how you make money and save it, and clever in how you enjoy your life. — Ehab Atalla

We stepped a little quicker, laughed a little louder and chatted over the fences a little longer. We gathered bouquets of wildflowers, dined on fresh strawberries and began to ride our bikes up and down the Third Line again. We ran up grassy hills and rolled back down through the young clover, feeling light and giddy, free from our heavy boots and coats. There were trilliums to pick for Mother and tadpoles to catch and keep in a jar. Spring had come at last to Bathurst Township and was she ever worth the wait! — Arlene Stafford-Wilson

I wanted her body and soul, but body first. — Philip Sington

Do not quarrel with the world too soon; for, bad as it may be, it is the best we have to live in, here. If railing would have made it better, it would have been reformed long ago. — William Hazlitt