Quotes & Sayings About Lawyers Mark Twain

They all laid their heads together like as many lawyers when they are gettin' ready to prove that a man's heirs ain't got any right to his property. — Mark Twain

A little tantrum in real life seems so much bigger online. — Joanne Harris

nothing in the bag but a quart — Celeste Ng

Heaven knows insanity was disreputable enough, long ago; but now that the lawyers have got to cutting every gallows rope and picking every prison lock with it, it is become a sneaking villainy that ought to hang and keep on hanging its sudden possessors until evil-doers should conclude that the safest plan was to never claim to have it until they came by it legitimately. The very calibre of the people the lawyers most frequently try to save by the insanity subterfuge ought to laugh the plea out of the courts, one would think. — Mark Twain

Command the space of your beingness - a space where you are allowed to grow into your true, unique nature. — Bryant H. McGill

When you die, i.e., when your physical body is finished with this earth ... and your astral entity goes on to the astral world ... it has to stand alone and answer for successes and failures. — Lobsang Rampa

Nothing firms up a friendship like a good-natured argument. — Lemony Snicket