Lawler Quotes & Sayings

What I've learned from those losses ... Priceless. — Robbie Lawler

I just try to keep getting better every day, and that's all I can do. — Robbie Lawler

I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper. — Jerry Lawler

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma. — Jerry Lawler

It's about being able to go through the grind, willing to get back up when you're knocked down. And when life's not going well, not getting down on yourself and just getting back up and getting back to work, and striving to be the best you can be. — Robbie Lawler

You never really know a woman till you meet her in court. — Jerry Lawler

OSHA had come in and looked at the channel 5 studios and it sort of had something to do with wrestling, but they found that there were some safety concerns that had to be addressed. — Jerry Lawler

I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire. — Jerry Lawler

Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull! — Jerry Lawler

Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied! — Jerry Lawler

When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch. — Jerry Lawler

Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband. — Jerry Lawler

As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator! — Jerry Lawler

What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up! — Jerry Lawler

This man can make a horror movie without makeup. — Jerry Lawler

You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia ... a tourist. — Jerry Lawler

But why would Catholics defend an anti-Catholic tradition? In part because they had ceased to identify with their faith; by the 1980s, to identify oneself as Catholic in Boston was to give an ethnic rather than a religious description. The voters who identified themselves as Catholics were telling pollsters something about their backgrounds but not necessarily their beliefs. The fashionable trend, for well over a generation, had been for Catholics to leave their religious backgrounds behind. By 1986 a majority had done so. — Philip F. Lawler

When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops. — Jerry Lawler

Campuses are bubbles, artificial environments that insulate students from the life of the competitive marketplace. The more exact truth is that our campuses offer students the privileges of liberty without the corresponding responsibilities. — Peter Augustine Lawler

The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday
Very Intense Pain! — Jerry Lawler

The fats dented the flats. — Jerry Lawler

I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so. — Jerry Lawler

I'm looking forward, that's all, I'm not looking backwards. — Robbie Lawler

Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him. — Jerry Lawler

It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there. — Jerry Lawler

You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns ... if she had two more legs. — Jerry Lawler

The sport in 2000 wasn't as big as it is now [in 2008]. — Robbie Lawler

I'd always done martial arts I was always interested in fighting. — Robbie Lawler

My parents were divorced and my dad was in the Marines. I lived in California until I was 10 then we moved to Bettendorf, Iowa when I was in the fourth grade. I had an older brother so it made it a little easier to adjust to things. — Robbie Lawler

We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to. — Jerry Lawler

You really can't worry about stuff you can't control ... You need to focus on getting where you need to be and not worry about what could have been and what should have been. — Robbie Lawler

Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book! — Jerry Lawler

Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that. — Jerry Lawler

A saboteur in the house of art and a comedienne in the house of art theory, Lawler has spent three decades documenting the secret life of art. Functioning as a kind of one-woman CSI unit, she has photographed pictures and objects in collectors' homes, in galleries, on the walls of auction houses, and off the walls, in museum storage. — Jerry Saltz

Foley looks like an un-made bed. — Jerry Lawler

Is he dancing or having a seizure? — Jerry Lawler

When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock. — Jerry Lawler

A little sex on TV never hurt anyone ... unless you fall off! — Jerry Lawler

It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump. — Jerry Lawler

Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally. — Jerry Lawler

You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it. — Jerry Lawler

You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes. — Jerry Lawler

I don't think it's blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took years and years to build and now that's gone. The commentary is lacking. — Jerry Lawler

Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis. — Jerry Lawler

Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night. — Jerry Lawler

I did start wrestling after I moved to Iowa, I think in the seventh grade. It's really a part of the Iowa culture so it's hard not to do it if you like sports. — Robbie Lawler

It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed. — Jerry Lawler

If Mark Henry was the Titanic, the iceberg would've sank! — Jerry Lawler

Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick. — Jerry Lawler

Even in the losses, I always saw glimpses of something that kept me going. — Robbie Lawler

Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value. — Jerry Lawler

I just started training with the best fighters in the world trying to get better. I was a pretty good athlete so I did pretty well with the team and that gave me confidence that I would be able to compete with people. — Robbie Lawler

I'm an artist and I can draw very well. I'm amazed that everybody can't draw well because I can do it so effortlessly. — Jerry Lawler

I did a lot of smoker fights and fought pretty much every week since Pat wouldn't let me fight until he was sure I was ready. I was also boxing and so I had 30 unofficial fights or more of those. — Robbie Lawler

There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus ... MANAGEMENT — Jerry Lawler

Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible. — Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going to do to me. Lawler, if you think you're going to beat me, if you think you can do ANYTHING to me, than you really are the king. King of FOOLS, jack!! — Roddy Piper

How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that! — Jerry Lawler

I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self-esteem. — Santino Marella

The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts. — Jerry Lawler

One man's trash is another man's girlfriend. — Jerry Lawler

Verbing Weirds Language only if you're expecting it to work in a simple way. This is a special case of the more general truth that Language Weirds. — John Lawler

Are you ready for some puppies?! — Jerry Lawler

Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler! — Santino Marella

Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions? — Jerry Lawler

Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon. — Jerry Lawler

You don't really realize the effect those things have on you when you're growing up but then when you look back you can see how they molded you. — Robbie Lawler

I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school. — Jerry Lawler

I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services. — Jerry Lawler

ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling. — Jerry Lawler

But if I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times- everything happens for a reason. And possibly it does. I just haven't found the reason that this all happened yet. — Jerry Lawler

Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita! — Jerry Lawler

What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie. — Jerry Lawler

When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!" — Jerry Lawler

Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me. — Jerry Lawler

When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always a way. — Jerry Lawler

I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. I don't think that McMahon thinks the wrestling announcers really have that much to contribute the show. — Jerry Lawler

I got a little bit of the Marine mentality from my dad, I guess. You can't but help absorb the culture you're around. — Robbie Lawler

It's all about getting better and controlling the things that you can control, which is getting better day to day. — Robbie Lawler

The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries. — Jerry Lawler

In some ways Lawler is a conceptual Diane Arbus. She's a stalker who takes advantage of situations. She pulls back curtains, causing normal things to look freakish and the freakish to turn mundane. — Jerry Saltz

You know what they say in Arkansas ... manure happens. — Jerry Lawler

If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks? — Jerry Lawler

Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed. — Jerry Lawler

I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family. — Jerry Lawler

It's about falling down and getting back up. — Robbie Lawler

I don't know if Jerry Lawler got here in a plane, or a time machine. — Alex Riley

I also watched boxing all the time and Tuesday Night Fights on USA and just kept hitting my heavy back in the garage. — Robbie Lawler

Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams. — Jerry Lawler

Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix. — Jerry Lawler

Go back to your bingo hall. — Jerry Lawler

A lot of military kids make a lot of moves but I only made the one, so it wasn't really an issue for me. — Robbie Lawler

If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers. — Jerry Lawler

Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard. — Jerry Lawler

J.R.'s got moves like Jagger! — Jerry Lawler

I had never thought about being a professional fighter but meeting Pat [ Militich ] and the guys just pushed me in that direction. — Robbie Lawler

The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink. — Jerry Lawler

I don't need to do all the trash talking. I try to do it with my fists, my knees, and my feet. — Robbie Lawler

Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing! — Jerry Lawler

I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally! — Jerry Lawler