Lawin Discord Quotes & Sayings

Some truly bad writing, but brilliantly funny at the same time.
"When he was yet a million miles away the bright ring of fire that marked its portal filled the sky in front of him, flexing and twisting like the devil's anus in spasms of immortal agony. — Alan Glasser

You're attracted to him," Kylie said. "And don't try to deny it. You've even admitted that much to me."
"Okay, I won't deny that. He's got that whole hard body, vampire magnetism going for him. But when I was young, I had a crush on Big Bird. That wouldn't have worked out either. — C.C. Hunter

You can tell a really wonderful quote by the fact that it's attributed to a whole raft of wits. — Anna Quindlen

[Liberals] think they can pass a law eliminating guns and nuclear weapons, but teenagers having sex is completely beyond our control. — Ann Coulter

No man is a success in business unless he loves his work. — Florence Scovel Shinn

IF we complained less, and praised more, we should be happier, and God would be more glorified. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

I guess my main worry is that people will start hating what I hate about myself. I worry that everyone will think I am really annoying and just want me to shut up. Which would make so much sense because I annoy myself ... I guess I want people to know that if they are annoyed with me, I get it, it's totally cool. Please forgive me. — Jennifer Lawrence

Beauty Is More Than Skin Deep — Maxwell Maltz

Deepen your faith in yourself.
Nothing will be able
To frighten or weaken you. — Sri Chinmoy

A wealth of experience and wisdom doesn't have to be a dead giveaway to your increasing years. The spin you put on it is what will keep you young. Don't let it make you bitter. Learn from it, and let it make you better. — Jayleigh Cape