Lavrov Gru Quotes & Sayings

Could somebody please invade America? I know it's not exactly prime real estate and can just about produce corn and shitty TV, but someone really needs to help them blow off some steam. — Yahtzee Croshaw

From who?"
"From whom, I believe is the correct phrasing."
"All right, from-the-fuck-whom, Ms. Lane? — Karen Marie Moning

I tried. But I feel that I haven't given utterance to the thousandth part of what lies within me. When I go to the grave I can say as others have said, "I have finished my day's work." But I cannot say, "I have finished my life." My day's work will begin again the next morning. The tomb is not a blind alley; it is a thoroughfare. It closes on the twilight, but opens on the dawn. — Victor Hugo

There are very few good judges of humor, and they don't agree. — Josh Billings

Now, are you gonna fuck me or spend the next hour talkin' to me?" he asked. "I suppose I'll fuck you," I muttered. His voice held humor when he returned, "Obliged you'd make that sacrifice for me. — Kristen Ashley

I've lived a charmed life. I married the only girl I ever loved and did the only job I ever loved. — Hank Stram