Lavenders Funeral Home Quotes & Sayings

I like guitar. It just turned out that it's the instrument I learned to play. I have a lot of respect for it, and I'm learning more and more every day. For me, the classic band setup - guitars, drums, bass - will stay fresh forever. I don't know. I'm still into it. — Mac DeMarco

I know a lot about birds and bees, but I don't know very much about the birds and the bees. Everything I do know I had to teach myself on the Internet, because I don't have anyone to ask. For example, I know that you give someone a blowjob by putting your penis in their mouth. — Jonathan Safran Foer

A guitar riff played on a piano doesn't come close to the purity of it being played on a guitar but I faked it enough to get by. — Barry Mann

Sustainability takes forever. And that's the point. — William McDonough

What did your mom say?"
"She said I better not be pregnant."
Janie snorts. "What the hell is wrong with our parents, anyway? Wait
you're not, are you?"
"Of course not! Sheesh, Janers! I may not have gotten the best grades in school, but I'm not stupid. You know I'm on the Pill. And his Jimmy doesn't get near me without a raincoat, yadamean? Ain't nothin' getting through my little fortress! — Lisa McMann

I want to make a poem of my life. — Yukio Mishima

If talking were aerobic, I'd be the thinnest person in the world. — Carrie Fisher

In the United States, if you believe in yourself and you're determined and persevere, you're going to succeed. — Gloria Estefan

The curse of modern times is, that almost everything does create controversy. — Horace Walpole

Until someone invented a fang condom, she'd continue stealing from the blood bank. — Kresley Cole

One of the saddest things in the world is to see a cynical young person. — Maya Angelou

I would say that children are more resilient than you realize, and that as long as you love them, there is no right way to raise your children. You have to find your own way. It's your way and it's your child. — Al Roker