Lautenschlager Obituary Quotes & Sayings

They're not chicks. They're ducks. — Lauren Myracle

What are the chances of a cobra biting Harold, Jeeves?"
"Slight, I should imagine, sir. And in such an event, knowing the boy as intimately as I do, my anxiety would be entirely for the snake. — P.G. Wodehouse

Ecstasy ... When you increase your ability to create ecstasy out of those things found in everyday life, all of your ecstatic sensual experiences grow deeper. — Barabara Carrellas

Glass ceilings have been broken, but more have to be broken. — Madeleine Albright

Best on the whole not to watch it at all : love is best felt : the acts of love are hard and disillusioning to view like this unless done by the greatest master picturemakers : otherwise the seeing of them being done and enjoyed by figurations of other people will always lock you outside them (unless your pleasure comes from taking solo pleasure or pleasure at one remove, in which case, yes, that's your pleasure). — Ali Smith

I talked about the barriers created by monopolies. I said that it was the role of government to break up these monopolies and that we couldn't do it alone. — Joichi Ito

When you discover who God is, you discover who you are. And when you discover who you are, you no longer have to struggle with the insecurity and self-promotion that define much of society. You no longer have to strain to measure up, to qualify. You are free to be yourself. — Steven Furtick

Etiquette, or dog in the original Coptic, means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential. — Will Cuppy

My mother says that I have a knack for remembering what others forget. Sometimes it's a curse; nobody likes it when there's somebody to remember what they've tried so hard to bury. — Cecelia Ahern

We must not learn to try harder. The key is to learn how not to try in the first place. — Chris Matakas

I don't believe in miracles. — Sam Simon