Laurestinus Quotes & Sayings

Historians of the future will find it incredible that we mutilated babies by cutting off the end of their penises in the name of medicine. There are now serious concerns this routine procedure may actually deprive adult men of a vital part of their sexual sensitivity. — Dean Edell

I was in the midst of narrating a wicked chapter where the heroine is tied up and blindfolded, when it finally happened. — Genna Rulon

I'm beginning to wonder about my broker. Yesterday I told him to buy a hundred shares of A.T.&T. He said, 'Would you spell that?' — Robert Orben

Nothing ever really ends. That's the horrible part of being in the short-story business - you have to be a real expert on ends. Nothing in real life ends. 'Millicent at last understands.' Nobody ever understands. — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

From a distance, it makes perfect sense that the people and the things you think will save you are the very ones that have the power to disappoint you most bitterly, but up close it can hit you as a bewildering surprise. — Tom Perrotta

Modern man lives under the illusion that he knows 'what he wants, while he actually wants
what he is supposed to want. In order to accept this it is necessary to realize that to know what one really wants is not comparatively easy, as most people think, but one of the most difficult problems any human being has to solve. It is a task we frantically try to avoid by accepting ready-made goals as though they were our own. — Erich Fromm

Failure is nothing but success trying to be born in a bigger way. Most seeming failures are just installments toward victory! — Catherine Ponder

Trust me, I'm a really nice guy. — Bob Probert

I try to be healthy because to be happy and healthy on the inside shows on the outside. — Irina Shayk

Because no one can hurt us as much as those we love the most. — Karen White

Alphole heroes are just domineering assholes disguising themselves as alpha males. Real alpha males don't need to be assholes. — Sarah Wendell

Mother, whose heart hung humble as a button the bright splendid shroud of your son,
Do not weep.
War is kind. — Stephen Crane