Laureate Tulsa Quotes & Sayings

The nerds provide the toys that distract the morons. So the nerds are sort of the new drug-dealers. We're the drug dealers of the 21st century because we provide all the brain candy for the mouth-breathers, for lack of a better word. — Chris Hardwick

It is the darkness that makes the light visible, and not the other way around. — Nancy Venable Raine

Marriages last because the people in them want to be married — Linda Grant

The useful part of Microsoft was that everything worked together. — Stewart Butterfield

I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted. — David Cross

A lot of time mistakes are very interesting - you look for the behaviour that's not the one you expect. — Barry Levinson

There are so many impassioned winemakers. I think there are more impassioned winemakers than chefs. — Alain Ducasse

My boredom threshold is low at the best of times but I have spent more time being slowly and excruciatingly bored by children than any other section of the human race. — Jill Tweedie

I like to drink just enough to change the temperature in the brain room. I'll turn to less mainstream substances if I want to rearrange the furniture. — Tom Robbins

Along with responsible newspapers we must have responsible readers. — Arthur Hays Sulzberger

Leaders console the world with their speeches, heroes console the world with their actions. — Amit Kalantri

Home is where your books are. — Kerstin Gier

All you need in the world is love and laughter. That's all anybody needs. To have love in one hand and laughter in the other. — August Wilson