Laura Michelle Quotes & Sayings

The first symptom of love in a young man is shyness; the first symptom in a woman, it's boldness. — Victor Hugo

All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit! — Michael O'Leary

You'll never call him Fifi again. — Lynda Barry

If you want to give the devil a nervous breakdown, just get up every day and see how much good you can do. — Joyce Meyer

When you look at my campaign, I don't go around sugarcoating things. — Jon Runyan

There was no half-assing a descent into hell. — Robyn Schneider

We work well together with the United Kingdom - particularly, perhaps, when we talk about new rules for the European Union. — Angela Merkel

Charity is today a 'political charity.' ... it means the transformation of a society structured to benefit a few who appropriate to themselves the value of the work of others. This transformation ought to be directed toward a radical change in the foundation of society, that is, the private ownership of the means of production. — Gustavo Gutierrez

And it has been the paleontologist- my own breed-who have been most responsible for letting ideas dominate reality: ... We paleontologist have said that the history of life supports that interpretation [gradual adaptive change], all the while knowing that it does not. — Niles Eldredge

You need someone a little dirty, honey, with a heart of gold. — Kim Harrison

The element of surprise is vastly overrated in any relationship. — Molly Harper

We know that Europe loves President Obama. He had adoring crowds. The press loves Obama. The question is how will this date end? Okay? The question is, to what end? Why do they love President Obama? They love his personal story, they love his wife. North Korea, China and Russia don't really care about Michelle's arms and, you know, whether they gave an iPod to the Queen, okay? — Laura Ingraham

When life gives you a lemon, it's time for a Cowgirl's Prayer." This was one of her favorite alcoholic concoctions of tequila, lime juice and lemonade. — Brenda Bevan Remmes

I didn't know what to do with calories. — Carre Otis