Laundry Jokes Quotes & Sayings

Most fathers don't show up with hand grenades and bowie knives."
"They should be ashamed of themselves," Jake said. — Janet Evanovich

There's discipline, Mahrree knew, and then there's abuse. The first works, while the second never does. And some people, like Lemuel Thorne, had no idea there was even a difference. — Trish Mercer

Pain gives a certain depth to life. — Amanda Hudson

Anything and everything made her think about him. He was so much a part of her, embedded in her soul. [Mina and Diego] — Maria Grazia Swan

Although I too am within Amida's grasp,
Passions obstruct my eyes and I cannot see him;
Nevertheless, great compassion is untiring and illumines me always. — Shinran Shonin

I ask for a decree
dooming my bitter enemies to laughter
advanced against them. — John Berryman

The Little War?
How can there be
a little war?
Are some deaths
smaller than others,
leaving mothers
who weep
a little less? — Margarita Engle

Entranced by the flight of a raven, I watch its shadow move effortlessly against golden, shimmering granite. I long to be that free, flying above the cluttered world of normalcy, where so many are half alive. — Dean Potter