Laundries And Dry Cleaners Quotes & Sayings

Truthfully, he lives right next to the Sexy Tree and I think that's the only thing that bothers me about this whole situation. — J.A. Redmerski

Evangelicalism has taken the Extrovert Ideal to its logical extreme ... If you don't love Jesus out loud, then it must not be real love. It's not enough to forge your own spiritual connection to the divine; it must be displayed publicly. — Susan Cain

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot. — Elayne Boosler

The humblest craft that floats makes its appeal to a seaman by the faithfulness of her life. — Joseph Conrad

Lipstick is the most valuable weapon in a woman's make-up kit. It has the power to transform the appearance and mood of the person wearing it, and, at the same time, arouses the admiration of everybody else. — Monica Bellucci