Laundress Detergent Quotes & Sayings

Poor me. There's nothing so sweet as wallowing in it is there? Wallowing is sex for depressives. — Jeanette Winterson

Is there anything in the legends about a topaz called the Wolf Diamond? A large yellow gem maybe?" I asked. Dali wrinkled her forehead. "Topaz is associated with Brihaspati - Jupiter." "The Roman god?" Jim frowned. "No, the planet. Honestly, Jim, the world doesn't revolve around the Greco-Roman pantheon. — Ilona Andrews

Do you believe in telepathy? No? Then what are you doing when you pray? — Charles R. Moore

What," I said, "is that a crime here or something? Like only buying one thing at the Gas/Gro? — Sarah Dessen

Fake it till you make it, he reminds himself. This is how he's survived Army life so far. — Ben Fountain

I've always tried to play golf with a golf club. I have a hard time driving with my rifle. I mean, 18 is really narrow ... I have no problem with the course, except for the tee shot on 18. — Jack Nicklaus

I think of you now mare than ever. It's raining today. — Haruki Murakami

Sad old blokes, I'm told, now dream of me with a whip in hand. — Anne Robinson

The one thing about being a dude and writing from a female perspective is that the baseline is, you suck. The baseline is it takes so long for you to work those atrophied muscles - for you to get on parity with what women's representations of men are. — Junot Diaz