Laughing Samoan Quotes & Sayings

My goal is to make my kids as happy as possible. — Art Alexakis

Some people have constipation of the brain but their mouth has the runs. — Dane Cook

It takes real guts to ignore or even alienate 93% of customers, focusing instead on the 7% of the market that is fanatical about you and willing to put up with the trade-offs. — Verne Harnish

If you don't have the gift of a loving supportive family, be that gift for someone else. It doesn't have to be a relative, just someone you know who is alone or hurting over the holiday. — Joel Osteen

If a woman is bed-heady and it doesn't look put on, it's pretty sexy. But when a woman is wearing a really smart dress with great heels and her hair is pulled back, that's terribly sexy too - like an Audrey Hepburn kind of thing. — Eric Mabius

There are pastors who won't go to people's sick beds. How can people of God turn their back on the sick, poor and hungry? — James Harvey Robinson

I hadn't really met Colin [Farell]. It's really weird to say: 'Oh, hello, I'm Kate ... I'm Colin.. shall we?' That's a bit strange. Len was fine with it. We've gone through this experience with Scott Speedman before on the first Underworld move. It was our little version of swinging. We survived that. — Colin Farrell

We can't keep measuring success by how much money are we throw at programs. We have to measure success as, 'Is it working? — Paul Ryan

I didn't go to film school. I got my education on the set as a niche publicist in the film industry. — Ava DuVernay