Laughfest Crossword Quotes & Sayings

As believers, our joy and peace are not based in doing and achieving, but in believing. Joy and peace come as a result of building our relationship with the Lord. — Joyce Meyer

Hope is the only good that is common to all men; those who have nothing else possess hope still. — Thales

Until you've faced a crowd of graduating seniors, you have not experienced apathy ... — Gillian Roberts

We of this age have discovered a shorter, and more prudent method to become scholars and wits, without the fatigue of reading or of thinking. — Jonathan Swift

The world has held great Heroes,
As history-books have showed;
But never a name to go down to fame
Compared with that of Toad!

The clever men at Oxford
Know all that there is to be knowed.
But they none of them know one half as much
As intelligent Mr. Toad!

The animals sat in the Ark and cried,
Their tears in torrents flowed.
Who was it said, 'There's land ahead?'
Encouraging Mr. Toad!

The army all saluted
As they marched along the road.
Was it the King? Or Kitchener?
No. It was Mr. Toad.

The Queen and her Ladies-in-waiting
Sat at the window and sewed.
She cried, 'Look! who's that handsome man?'
They answered, 'Mr. Toad.'

There was a great deal more of the same sort, but too dreadfully conceited to be written down. These are some of the milder verses. — Kenneth Grahame

I'm here for your pants and shoes. — Robin Bielman

You can change things, you can make things better. — Jeff Bridges

You can get stuck in one state of mind or a general area of mind for a thousand lifetimes. Some states of mind afford better views than others. — Frederick Lenz

I kind of have to pinch myself. A lot of my dreams are coming true. — Jarome Iginla