Laughfest 2020 Quotes & Sayings

There are few better measures of the concern a society has for its individual members and its own well being than the way it handles criminals. — Ramsey Clark

I'll always wait for you. Bye! Gotta go. — Vikrmn

I don't read music; I taught myself guitar. — Beth Orton

This is one of those things that you can never explain to anyone; that's what I want to explain - one of those free-association moments with connections that dissolve when you start to try to put them into words. — Dan Chaon

The desert weed lives on, but the flower of spring blooms and wilts. — Khaled Hosseini

Now, what are you going to wear for Halloween, Pearl? — Jacqueline Wilson

I like seeing sexy chicks whoop the cocky off guys like Turner. — C.M. Stunich

You show me someone who'll eat lima beans without being at gunpoint, I'll show you a pervert! — Harlan Ellison

Problems reconciling mom and the wife are difficult in the best of times. — Natalie Dormer

The longer I live, the more I'm convinced the world is just one big high school, with the cool kids always targeting the uncool. — Greg Gutfeld

It's difficult to tell how much time is really passing when you're hungry and bored. — Liesl Shurtliff