Laughd Quotes & Sayings

As universities have turned into businesses, so students have turned into consumers. — Kenan Malik

Whenever you see this much wealth, assume that someone dirtied his hands. Fortunes don't come to saints. — Lynn Cullen

I want someone who is fierce and will love me until death and knows that love is as strong as death, and be on my side forever and ever. I want someone who will destroy and be destroyed by me. — Jeanette Winterson

Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human's eyes. — Jerry O'Connell

I don't want to repeat myself. I don't want to shoot 10 installments of 'Infernal Affairs.' — Andrew Lau

Nothing is finished unless it is started. So just start where you are. — Innocent Mwatsikesimbe

If God had created celery, it would only have two stalks, because that's the most that almost any recipe ever calls for. — Skint Foodie

Pop music has always adopted the style of marrying upbeat melodies to dour lyrics. — Colin Meloy

The World Cup is a very complicated tournament - six games, seven if you make it to the final - and maybe if you lose one game you're out, even if you're the best. — Pele

When you scale by population size, only one of the 20th century's atrocities even makes the top ten. The worst atrocity of all time was the An Lushan Revolt and Civil War, an eight-year rebellion during China's Tang Dynasty that, according to censuses, resulted in the loss of two-thirds of the empire's population, a sixth of the world's population at the time.13 — Steven Pinker

I've got a dream lover, so I don't have to dream alone. — Bobby Darin

And the most glorious exploits do not always furnish us with the clearest discoveries of virtue or vice in men; sometimes a matter of less moment, an expression or a jest, informs us better of their characters and inclinations, than the most famous sieges, the greatest armaments, or the bloodiest battles whatsoever. Therefore as portrait-painters are more exact in the lines and features of the face, in which the character is seen, than in the other parts of the body, so I must be allowed to give my more particular attention to the marks and indications of the souls of men, and while I endeavor by these to portray their lives, may be free to leave more weighty matters and great battles to be treated of by others. — Plutarch

Remember my mantra: distinct ... or extinct. — Tom Peters

If a person sweeps streets for a living, he should sweep them as Michelangelo painted, as Beethoven composed, as Shakespear wrote. — Martin Luther King Jr.

There were crimes and quarrels, alongside kindness and cooperation; there were people who loved each other and people who did not; it was a human world. — Orson Scott Card