Laughable Facebook Quotes & Sayings

I'm going through life's cycles at an alarmingly fast pace, but my persona has a Peter Pan quality: he doesn't age. — Billy Collins

Of all this world's beauty and miracles, brilliance and simplicity-of all nature's graces-children are truly the most remarkable. — Chip St. Clair

He bent his head, gently laid his cheek down on top of her breasts and closed his eyes. He inhaled her scent and let out a slow groan. Mine. — Gayle Donnelly

They are going to surrender or be burned in their tanks. They will surrender, it is they who will surrender. — Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf

Gun violence has cost us too many political leaders, and hardly ever the worst ones. — P. J. O'Rourke

Butterflies are nature's tragic heroes. They live most of their lives being completely ordinary. And then, one day, the unexpected happens. They burst from their cocoons in a blaze of colors and become utterly extraordinary. It is the shortest phase of their lives, but it holds the greatest importance. It shows us how empowering change can be. — Kelseyleigh Reber

The most fun I ever had on a movie was working with Albert Brooks. He's the caviar of comedy. I mean, nobody's funnier; nobody is smarter than Albert Brooks. — Sharon Stone