Lauffer Stainless Quotes & Sayings

Despite fearful rhetoric to the contrary, terrorism is not a transcendent threat. A terrorist attack cannot possibly destroy our country's way of life; it's only our reaction to that attack that can do that kind of damage. — Bruce Schneier

To have a job making people laugh really is the greatest thing. — Judy Gold

She had long since lost the sense of her dresses and skirts and blouses; they were rote phrases of rayon and cotton that she daily intoned. — Michael Chabon

I've done so many sex scenes in my life and it's much easier to do a funny sex scene than a sex scene that is supposed to look like it feels. — Stellan Skarsgard

Vomit and feces are two reason I have decided not to procreate. — Chelsea Handler

Man has survived and prospered for more than 150,000 years on this planet without the help of use-by dates. — Clarissa Dickson Wright

Is there anything else outside of my comfort zone that you'd like me to do for you tonight?"
"Not tonight, but you could make me breakfast in the morning."
"You're pushing it ... "
"Just in case you change your mind, I would like Belgian waffles, bacon, sliced strawberries, and orange juice."
"Unless you want to eat all of those things off of my cock, it's not happening. — Whitney Gracia Williams

Do I look like a commitment sort of girl to you?"
"You look like trouble," he grinned. "When I was growing up, my mother used to tell me to never trust a redhead."
I frowned. "There are only two reasons she'd say something like that." Caleb raised his eyebrows. "And they are?"
"Your father either slept with one, or she is one."
I buzzed under his crooked smile. It extended all the way to his eyes this time.
"I like you," he said.
"That's swell, Boy Scout. Real swell. — Tarryn Fisher

MASHA : Happiness does not depend on riches; poor men are often happy. — Anton Chekhov

A new week means new goals. New goals means new success. No goals mean no success and no success means a wasted week. — Onyi Anyado

Eliminate the thinkers and you control the population. That's the real reason no one knows how to read and why we live in chaos — Dennis Foon