Latinized Quotes & Sayings

My mother had an incredibly strong accent - although I couldn't hear it - and she was the main person there, so I'll have learnt to speak English from her. — John Key

Let's just say that back in the old days, sex was available every two feet. But I never made love to anybody that did not want me to. — Adam Ant

Men are able to assist fortune but not to thwart her. They can weave her designs, but they cannot destroy them. — Niccolo Machiavelli

Thus Nero went up and down Greece and challenged the fiddlers at their trade. Aeropus, a Macedonian king, made lanterns; Harcatius, the king of Parthia, was a mole-catcher; and Biantes, the Lydian, filed needles. — Jeremy Taylor

Marketing is the devil. — Billy Bob Thornton

If a man does not use his member it grows smaller and smaller until one day he wants to piss and cannot find it. — George R R Martin

Tell me you want me or get out — Sylvain Reynard

All women are not Helen, I know that, but have Helen in their hearts. — William Carlos Williams