Latex Listings Quotes & Sayings

Don't waste time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. — Mary Schmich

I didn't really know what to expect from detention but when I waked into the room, the first thought I had was, I don't belong in here with these future criminals. — Jeff Kinney

When I was in college, I was a semiotics major, which is this hopelessly pretentious body of French literary theory. — Ira Glass

They were home. He always felt a bit like a snail, but instead of carrying his home on his back, he carried it in his arms. — Louise Penny

As Narc became busier at work, he developed a bold new dating philosophy. His idea of a perfect first date was doggy-style, followed by a cup of coffee. He just didn't have the time or patience for anything resembling conventional courtship patterns and felt too depressed to be the charming smooth talker that he had once been. — Zack Love

No matter who you are, you will be put abed at last with a shovel. — Austin O'Malley

Bird cage is nice only when it is empty! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

To this day, I find it hard to gaze directly at people like Hassan, people who mean every word they say. — Khaled Hosseini

I've never had a really close friend, and I'm unclear how you make one — Gayle Forman

You can be merry with the king, you can share a joke with him. But as Thomas More used to say, it's like sporting with a tamed lion. You tousle its mane and pull its ears, but all the time you're thinking, those claws, those claws, those claws. — Hilary Mantel

Woman and children can afford to be careless, men can not-Don Corleone — Mario Puzo

In such misfortunes my Mother was of an heroic spirit, in suffering patiently when there was no remedy, and being industrious where she thought she could help. — Margaret Cavendish

It is me. The monsters that ripped me from my bed, the smiles of my babies and the man in the sky-that is who I am. — Juliana Hurd