Last Week Tonight With John Oliver Real Quotes & Sayings

The Lord is more anxious to forgive our sins than a woman is to carry her baby out of a burning building. — John Vianney

A thinker builds his castle of thoughts inside a garden of roses and it loses its relevance among the roses. He builds it along the shore and it's trampled by the fury of waves eventually. He builds it on a cliff high enough and it becomes impregnable but out of reach. Such is the fate of that castle — Ashutosh Gupta

During labor the most important thing is to get primal and surrender to the process. — Ricki Lake

As an actor, you're just brought on to fill one role, so it's nice to see what the entire journey is like. As much as I'd be allowed to do it, I would do it. I love it. — Shiri Appleby

I'm always studying. I probably wrote the most papers of any college quarterback. — Robert Griffin III

And in the mean time I'll fight dragons, just like any knight for his lady. — L.J.Smith

Men who betray women also betray other men. Women shouldn't feel so special. — Garry Shandling

There is superstition in avoiding superstition. — Francis Bacon

The more you expand your awareness, the more naturally you will be present without effort. — Deepak Chopra

Dreams are like paper, they tear so easily. — Gilda Radner

Outsourcing isn't the answer to everything. Lots of internet marketing pundits will tell you to outsource, outsource, outsource. Having a trusted team that knows each other and enjoys working together is good, too. — Ian Lurie

Christ and his benefits go inseparably and undividedly ... Many would willingly receive his privileges, who will not receive his person; but it cannot be; if we will have one, we must take the other too: Yea, we must accept his person first, and then his benefits: as it is in the marriage covenant, so it is here. — John Flavel

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. — Billy Graham