Last Week Tonight Made Up Quotes & Sayings

Then he looked only at me. "YOU'RE GETTING SMALLER, BUT I CAN STILL SEE YOU!" said Owen Meany. Then — John Irving

I will act as if I do make a difference. — William James

How many Lojbanists does it take to change a broken
light-bulb?" goes the old Lojban joke. "Two: one to decide
what to change it into and one to decide what kind of bulb
emits broken light. — Arika Okrent

Love is more powerful than prettiness or wittiness. — Debasish Mridha

Think about the metric by which your life will be judged, and make a resolution to live every day so that in the end, your life will be judged a success. — Clayton Christensen

So all I could do was just sit there and look at that old car and wonder how something that had been lost for so long could be found again. — Kami Garcia

Creative ideas flourish best in a shop which preserves some spirit of fun. Nobody is in business for fun, but that does not mean there cannot be fun in business. — Leo Burnett

He endeavored to collect his thoughts, but did not succeed. At those hours especially when we have sorest need of grasping the sharp realities of life do the threads of though snap off in the brain. — Victor Hugo

That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it. — Dane Cook