Lassassinat Du Quotes & Sayings

Ironically, I am reliably informed that Michael McIntyre doesn't actually have a "man drawer", and invented the concept in order to ridicule ordinary people, for whom he has nothing but haughty contempt. — Stewart Lee

Hostess Bakery plants shut down due to a workers' strike. It was split up. The State Department hired all the Twinkies, the Secret Service hired all the HoHos, the generals are sleeping with the Cupcakes and the voters sent all the Ding Dongs to Congress. — Argus Hamilton

I believe whoever the Labour Party chooses to replace Tony Blair will beat David Cameron. — David Blunkett

Many businessmen fail to understand Python principles
the ultimate absurdity was an offer from America to buy the 'format' of the Python shows, that is, Monty Python without the Pythons
corporate methods do not have the conceptual framework to deal with an anarchist collective, run by intelligent and arrogant comedians who have proved that their method works. — Robert Hewison

Most of the people I've encountered are looking not for a religion to answer all their questions but for a community of faith in which they can feel safe asking them. — Rachel Held Evans

Religion without science is superstition. Science without religion is materialism. — Baha'u'llah

You will lose your hand, find your fist and gain an ally. You will also meet your enemy face-to-face. — James A. Moore

It is like the man who became short-sighted and refused to wear glasses, saying there was nothing wrong with him, but that the trouble was that the recent papers were so badly printed. — Maurice Nicoll

when your consciousness or mental attitude shifts, remarkable things begin to happen. That shift is the ultimate business tool and life tool. — Guy Spier

The customer's always right. — Mitch Hedberg

I swear, you would play the coquette with a well-upholstered sofa."
"First, I would not. And second, how handsome is this sofa? — Mackenzi Lee