Larry The Lobster Quotes & Sayings

It was one thing to jack off. It was another thing to jack off and not secure your shit before you opened a goddamned door. That was like, Puberty 101. Or Being a Guy 101. Or Basic Fucking Common Sense 101. — Laura Kaye

repeatedly until — Like Test Prep

There have been five great kisses since 1642 B.C ... (before then couples hooked thumbs.) And the precise rating of kisses is a terribly difficult thing, often leading to great controversy ... Well, this one left them all behind. — William Goldman

I've always said it's better to be hated than it is to be ignored. Maybe on the same lines, it's better to feel this than to feel nothing. — Gayle Forman

You would not have called to me unless I had been calling to you, said the Lion. — C.S. Lewis

I have an obligation to do press, but I don't have an obligation to stay out dancing until 3 A.M. — Joss Whedon

I love you, David. I always will. Always.
He said it with such intensity that David knew they felt the same. The world could split in the middle, all the way down to Hell, and if Connor was trapped on the other side, David would pull the globe together again just to get back to him. Nothing was going to get in their way, and if anything tried, they would destroy those walls together. — Jay Bell

We can never make anyone do anything against their will without enormous consequences. — Marshall B. Rosenberg