Laquentin Black Quotes & Sayings

So let me get this straight
May's a virgin, lesbian, doppleganger, wyvern's mate? — Katie MacAlister

There are jobs, particularly database-oriented ones, for which computers are necessary, but for everyday office life, I question whether they have brought the productivity that their enormous cost, up to £10,000 per person, demands. — Felix Dennis

He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that is. You see, Pop never used a tape measure. He didn't believe in it. He said he could just look at a man and tell hi. — Groucho Marx

An admiral without ships, a hand without fingers, in service of a king without a throne. Is this a knight who comes before us, or the answer to a child's riddle? — George R R Martin

On the one hand poetry is useless. It can't change the world materially. On the other hand it is a basic part of human existence. It came into the world when humans did. It's what makes human beings human. — Bei Dao

I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it. — Louise Rennison

Sometimes in life one experiences an emotion which is so strong that it is difficult to think, or to reason. — Eric Cantona

If the education of our kids comes from radio, television, newspapers - if that's where they get most of their knowledge from, and not from the schools, then the powers that be are definitely in charge, because they own all those outlets. — Maynard James Keenan

I find it's best to go to the market or shopping if I have to pee. It saves me from buyer's remorse." "It'll also give you a urinary tract infection," Elizabeth mumbled. "Yes, but those can be treated with antibiotics and cranberry juice. An empty bank account can only be treated with whoring myself out down by the industrial park. — Penny Reid