Lanyards With Funny Quotes & Sayings

DNA neither cares nor knows. DNA just is. And we dance to its music. — Richard Dawkins

Conflict is not inevitable, but disarmament is ... everyone now accepts that if there is a default by Saddam the international community must act to enforce its will. — Tony Blair

There's five cameras, I don't know how many people in the audience ... depending on where we're taping, there can be anywhere from 300 to 5,000 people, so the contestants are nervous. — Vanna White

The Asian airlines have the best wine programs. — Alain Ducasse

Only because it's still so raw and real. Soon I'll just be a series of images that sometimes flash through your mind, when you least expect it. And after that, only a few will stay.
Then, one. A memory of a memory. — Pleasefindthis

Here's my philosophy. Adopt it, and you'll make it out alive. Every man for himself. You watch your own ass. Your con goes orange? You fall back to defensive position. No heroics. And no stupidity. Got it? — Eve Silver

There's many ups and downs in the fight game. — Conor McGregor

We are born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Everything in-between is a gift. — Yul Brynner

Worship God. It's easier than thinking. — Chapman Cohen

Part of having a social media strategy is being smart about whom you follow. Ask yourself who is important to your company or brand. Figure out who needs to know you exist. — Michelle Phan

My position has always been that the House of Representatives does not take reservations. It's walk-in only. — Eric Swalwell

Her white skin and those dark brown eyes and the way she always smiled at the world - always, it seemed - as if her face had been designed that way. The smile never went away. — Tim O'Brien