Lanice Jones Quotes & Sayings

We began the process of learning how incredibly difficult it is to live with someone who is totally anal and slightly OCD (ahem ... Victor). And someone who is perpetually accidentally hot-gluing herself to the carpet, and who is sort of mentally unstable, but in an "At-least-I-still-remember-how-pants-work" kind of way (cough ... that'd be me). Victor remarked that comparing myself with the sometimes naked hermit next door wasn't exactly a strong mental-wellness benchmark, especially since I often ended up pantsless myself. I raised my eyebrow at his seemingly seductive remark until I realized he was referring to the time he found me half naked because I'd just hot-glued my jeans to the carpet. — Jenny Lawson

(As a novelist, he was always looking ahead, too.) — John Irving

I definitely have come out of my shell a lot more. When you question who you are, you can't be proud of who you are. Now that I'm trying to peel off those layers and really understand who I am, I don't have anything to be shy about. — Ricky Williams

When a parent loses a child, there is no greater pain. — Sylvester Stallone

His eyes touched every part of her. Even parts that may never have been touched before. They flashed with lightning, singing along her nerves with electric currents of heat. A sultry, answering thunder whipped through her, calling forth a storm so unexpected, she almost felt betrayed by her own body. — Kerrigan Byrne

Beware the camel's nose - for its whole body will soon follow. — Matthew Pearl

He had, in fact, cracked his knee-cap. But refusing to have a doctor — Theo Aronson

Unity is Obama's theme. — Robert Dallek

I remember one of the legendary German broadcasters saying, "Germany's future is America's present," and it really was that with the penetration of television. — Harry E. Sloan