Langfeldt Mechanical Quotes & Sayings

Matrilineal succession is the only thing that makes sense as far as I'm concerned, since you always know who the mother is, and the father could be anyone. Most of the royal dynasties of the world didn't agree with me though, which is why history is filled with idiot kings. — April White

The lingo used in the space is so arcane and out of date that investors have no context for the discussions. The failure to establish a clear, effective communication system has been the biggest sin private equity has committed. — Bob Rice

Sixty queens there may be, and eighty concubines, and virgins beyond number; but my dove, my perfect one, is unique. — Nancy Rue

I've got a lot of crazy plans. — Henry Thomas

Swag defines an artist, period. Lil Wayne has his super-tattooed pierces and dreads swag. Jay-Z has his New York, grown man, Beyonce and 40/40 Club swag. — Soulja Boy

I've been looking at oil paintings from oriental artists lately, and the one artist who's inspired me right now is a man named Hokusai and I've had his book by my bed looking at how he interprets landscapes - mountains and water and flowers and birds. — Renee O'Connor

As the old saying goes, Don't ask for permission to sit on George Clooney's lap, beg for forgiveness once you do. — Amy Poehler