Landrys Seafood Quotes & Sayings

But that's her problem, not mine. No, my problem is elephantine. How do you eat an elephant, sir? Bit by tiny bit. — Sally Gardner

I wanted her to have the full, long life that every parent promises his or her child by the simple act of bringing that child into the world. — Cristina Henriquez

If you tell me I can't do something, that's the worst thing to tell me. And that's what I tell girls, and what Beckham's about: you can do it, you can do it better, and you can do it in the way you want. — Gurinder Chadha

When the messenger arrives and says 'Don't shoot the messenger,' it's a good idea to be prepared to shoot the messenger, just in case. — Howard Tayler

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. — Oscar Wilde

Whoever yields properly to Fate, is deemed Wise among men, and knows the laws of heaven. — Euripides

A person who has not completely lost the memory of paradise, even though it is a faint one, will suffer endlessly. He will feel the call of the essential world, will hear the voice that comes from so far away that one cannot find out where it comes from, a voice that cannot guide him. — Eugene Ionesco

Do you remember when we played in Spain in the Anglo-Italian Cup? — Shaun Newton

I want to be cremated, and I want my ashes blown in Uri Geller's eyes. — James Randi

I had no cause to be happy. I felt sad with a good reason, and it wouldn't be right to mess with that feeling. I thought I ought to just stay sad for a while. — Natalie Standiford

Don't ever claim to be fast, Kilroy. No woman wants to hear that. — Kate Meader

Google will be obliged either to accept Chinese regulations or exit the world's largest Internet market, with serious consequences for its long-term global ambitions. This is a metaphor for our times: America's most dynamic company cannot take on the Chinese government - even on an issue like free and open information - and win. — Martin Jacques

I do not regard advertising as entertainment or an art form, but as a medium of information. When I write an advertisement, I don't want you to tell me that you find it 'creative.' I want you to find it so interesting that you buy the product. — David Ogilvy