Lampoons Lego Quotes & Sayings

one kept me informed on Dad's progress. Or lack of progress. Or how serious it all was - is. You certainly didn't, darling." Yet, was this true? Vaguely I seemed to know that my father was not doing well for some time. Driving on our country roads you see the carcasses of animals - raccoons, deer - lying at the roadside, killed — Joyce Carol Oates

Politics is about who wins and loses. The rest is of marginal interest. — Sean Wilentz

You don't make your character in a crisis, you exhibit it. — Oren Arnold

Bachelors alone can travel freely, and without any twinges of their consciences touching desertion of the fire-side. — Herman Melville

One fancies that what one loves cannot die. — Eugenie De Guerin

Today the most outlaw thing you can possibly do in Nashville, Tennessee, is play country music. — Marty Stuart

Otter! Otter! Otter!
Don't lead cows to slaughter!
I love you, and I know
I should've told you soon-a
But you didn't buy the dolphin-safe tuna! — T.J. Klune

Praise for others is no slight to yourself. — Lacey Deaver

I just think I'm not the best person to demonstrate all the goodness humanity has to offer. I don't want you to be too disappointed when you realize that. — Marissa Meyer

It is the first time in the history of Rwanda that political change in the highest leadership of the country has taken place in peace and security. — Paul Kagame

All their lives Nath had understood, better than anyone, the lexicon of their family, the things they could never truly explain to outsiders: that a book or a dress meant more than something to read or something to wear; that attention came with expectations that - like snow - drifted and settled and crushed you with their weight. All the words were right, but in this new Nath's voice, they sounded trivial and brittle and hollow. The way anyone else might have heard them. Already her brother had become a stranger. — Celeste Ng

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion," still known as Parkinson's Law. — Bill Bryson

There is no one so cruel as a utopian who sees traditionalists standing in the way of the March of History. — Lee Penn

I hate feeling like Han Solo in a world of Jedi. — Jim Butcher

I make lists to keep my anxiety level down. If I write down 15 things to be done, I lose that vague, nagging sense that there are an overwhelming number of things to be done, all of which are on the brink of being forgotten. — Mary Roach