Lampooned Police Quotes & Sayings

I go into it with the attitude that I'm not going to look at my leg, and as soon as they get the wrapping off of it, I'm like, 'I've got to look.' It's like yelling at a dog going, 'Squirrel!' I cannot not look. And then I spend the rest of the time sitting there with a wet washcloth on my forehead trying to regain consciousness. — Tony Stewart

If it's enough money, I'll play the North Pole. — Teddy Wilson

I see theater as a simple formula. Audience plus players plus story makes the play. — Christian Camargo

Tears do not burn except in solitude. — Emil M. Cioran

Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon! — Herge

Then you came along and helped me believe in myself again. — Nicholas Sparks

All great enterprises are self-supporting. — Henry David Thoreau

There are no thoughts like our thoughts in their brains, no feelings like our feelings in their hearts — Stephen King

A little nepotism never hurt nobody, honey. If you got it, use it. Press on with it. Remind them of it. — Lena Horne

Nearly everyone has his box of secret pain, shared with no one. Will had concealed his well, laughed loud, exploited perverse virtues, and never let his jealousy go wandering. He thought of himself as slow, doltish, conservative, uninspired. No great dream lifted him high and no despair forced self destruction. He was always on the edge, trying to hold on to the rim of the family with what gifts he had - care, and reason, application. He kept the books, hired the attorneys, called the
undertaker, and eventually paid the bills. The others didn't even know they needed him. He had the
ability to get money and to keep it. He thought the Hamiltons despised him for his one ability. He had
loved them doggedly, had always been at hand with his money to pull them out of their errors. He thought they were ashamed of him, and he fought bitterly for their recognition. All of this was in the frozen wind that blew through him. — John Steinbeck

I used to go out with someone who was a really great diver, and we used to go to all the great dive spots all over the globe - although I would spend most of my time crying because I was often too scared to go into the water. But once I was in the water, I loved it. — Mariella Frostrup

Books make the best ersatz friendships. — Nenia Campbell

After the rain cometh the fair weather. — Aesop

To storm, a mind, it must be balanced,
by what can't be it must be challenged... — Will Advise

I'm not big on the after-death experience. If you've done a very good job in your current lifetime, then your next lifetime will be set up for you. — Frederick Lenz