Lampoon Christmas Quotes & Sayings

Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl. — Jackie Gleason

Pain didn't ever really stop, he thought; it just changed forms. — Francesca Lia Block

I've never made an outline for any novel that I've written. Never. — Don DeLillo

A good idea plus capable men cannot fail; it is better than money in the bank. — John Berry

There are people who prefer to say 'yes' and there are people who prefer to say 'no'. Those who say 'yes' are rewarded by the adventures they have. Those who say 'no' are rewarded by the safety they attain. — Keith Johnstone

One should therefore not rely on mere words, but everywhere search for the intention behind them. (121) — Edward Conze