Lampanelli Quotes & Sayings

Successful social media marketing is not built on impressions. It is built on relationships — Kim Garst

I was a Marvel guy. I started reading comics when I was a kid. — Marc Webb

I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas ... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do! — Lisa Lampanelli

Larry the Cable Guy has everything: sleeveless shirts, stupid catchphrases. He's Mr. T without the acting chops. — Lisa Lampanelli

I've known Lisa Lampanelli for quite some time. We did the Shatner roast together. Lisa didn't know Shatner, but she's a popular roaster, so she was invited to do it, and she is fantastic. Actually, despite her public image, she's a very sweet lady and very sensitive. She cries very easily. Most people don't know that. — George Takei

Lisa Lampanelli lost 100 pounds, but that's because she was poached for ivory. — Reno Collier

Jeff Foxworthy is a legend. Every time I see his moustache it reminds me to wax my lip and every time I hear his jokes it reminds me to wipe my ass. — Lisa Lampanelli

Herein find fiction full of whimsy, wit, hurt, and terror. Wicked, as in wickedly funny, is in the mix, too, along with a prose style both seductive and sly. Any one of Doug Watson's first collection of stories, The Era of Not Quite, can mend a broken world. — Christine Schutt

Dreams are illusions where our experiences experience us — S.E. Sever

I used to cry myself to sleep every night. I missed singing so much. And performing. Man, I missed it so much. — Ronnie Spector

In living with, rather than relentlessly fighting their cancer, they ultimately live longer. — Ira Byock

We feel understood by people who like us; misunderstood by people who don't
and those feelings are probably realistic. — Hugh Prather

Though of all poses a moral pose is the most offensive, still to have a pose at all is something. — Oscar Wilde

Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping. — Lisa Lampanelli

If you want to catch trout, don't fish in a herring barrel. — Ann Landers

I do not need to hear people tearing into Lisa Lampanelli for liking to have sex only with black men. I'm sad that this is her famous running gag. I'm sad that I now know this. I'm sad that a legitimate rung on the ladder of making it in comedy is writing hateful stuff about total strangers. I don't know. — Mindy Kaling

Wilde's permanent celebrity belongs to literature, and only his transient notoriety to police news. — George Bernard Shaw