Lamonster Quotes & Sayings

I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary. — David Zucker

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter. — Mignon McLaughlin

Focus does not mean saying yes, it means saying no. — Steve Jobs

I'm a big micro manager; I'm a stickler about organisation; everything needs a place, a purpose, and micro managing myself even when I'm in the studio. — Christina Aguilera

Love is willing to become to villain so that the one who you love can stay a hero. — Josephine Angelini

Look at the results of regime change in Iraq. You can't possibly claim that it was successful. — Bashar Al-Assad

I like being in a country where when cows attack, word of it gets around. That's what I mean when I say Britain is cozy. — Bill Bryson

One basketball to rule them all," Leo muttered. — Rick Riordan

I don't see [the jungle] so much erotic. I see it more full of obscenity. It's just - Nature here is vile and base. I wouldn't see anything erotical here. I would see fornication and asphyxiation and choking and fighting for survival and growing and just rotting away. Of course, there's a lot of misery. But it is the same misery that is all around us. The trees here are in misery, and the birds are in misery. I don't think they sing. They just screech in pain. — Werner Herzog

A pure heart, open to the Light, will be filled with the elixir of Truth. — Rumi

And ar'n't I a woman? — Sojourner Truth

May you respond to the call of your gift, and find the courage to follow its path. — John O'Donohue

When you're in a crisis of, you know, tremendous proportions, it's beyond any human capability to control, you just make the best decisions you can, and you just hope that your intuition is correct. — Rudy Giuliani

It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage. — Helen Fielding

Many a man has a kind of a kaleidoscope, where the bits of broken glass are his own merits and fortunes; and they fall into harmonious arrangements, and delight him, often most mischievously and to his ultimate detriment; but they are a present pleasure. — Arthur Helps