Lamest Jokes Quotes & Sayings

Christianity is hard when we try to serve God in man's way instead of serving God in God's way. — Aiden Wilson Tozer

Take here the grand secret; if not of pleasing all, yet of displeasing none, and court mediocrity, avoid originality, and sacrifice to fashion. — Johann Kaspar Lavater

After all, my young Dodger, what exactly are you? A stalwart young man, plucky and brave and apparently without fear? Or, possibly, I suggest, a street urchin with a surfeit of animal cunning and the luck of Beelzebub himself. — Terry Pratchett

General Dempsy despaired. The prophecies were impossible to argue since no proof could be offered to discredit them. They were sacred and above reproach. — Brian Rathbone

Good customers want good quality service. Great customers want it even more. — Ron Kaufman

Easter is an earthquake, an explosion. If you see it as less than that, you're not getting it. — Robert Barron

College was at the heart of his sentimental imagination. — Rick Perlstein

That's the thing about jazz: it's free flowing, it comes from your soul. — Billy Crystal

Nothing dates one so dreadfully as to think someplace is uptown. At our age one must be watchful of these conversational gray hairs. — Ruth Gordon