Lame Anakin Quotes & Sayings

We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it's funny — Dan Povenmire

But colonization had a nasty tendency to work its way into the DNA, the beliefs and philosophies and the very ways of life of the people being colonized. — Drew Hayden Taylor

I know that I have a special stomach. — Takeru Kobayashi

I have very little patience for teachers who teach their students things that are wrong. — Hank Green

I shall be there before the commencement. — Charles Dickens

A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up. — Henny Youngman

Love possesses seven hundred wings, and each one extends from the highest heaven to the lowest earth. — Rumi

Some art are meant to cut short
stretching them unnecessary makes it dull. — Yarro Rai

his reach exceeds his grasp. He tries to do things no one else would even dream of attempting-and he usually brings about three-quarters of it off. The last quarter sometimes trips him up, but the parts he does manage are remarkable. And no one else would have tried. — Hilari Bell

I didn't flee a dictator or swim an ocean to be an American like some do. I just thought long and hard about it. — Craig Ferguson

He was first of all a philosopher, but not one of the productive philosophers who find new laws and build new systems. He laughed at their systems, the snail-shells in which they dragged themselves across the illimitable field of thought, fondly imagining that the field was within the snail-shell! And these laws
laws of thought, laws of nature! Why, the discovery of a law meant nothing but the fixing of your own limitations: I can see so far and no farther
as if there were not another horizon beyond the first, and another and yet another, horizon beyond horizon, law beyond law, in an unending vista! No, he was not that kind of philosopher. — Jens Peter Jacobsen

What's popularly known as the evolution of consciousness, in other words that the expansion of cognitive repertoire that occurs in human beings, which has always been a great puzzle to evolutionary theory, I believe, occurred in the presence of a kind of catalyst for the human imagination. — Terence McKenna

And at the end they traveled again. There was a time when Arthur Dent would not. He said that the Bistromathic Drive had revealed to him that time and distance were one, that mind and Universe were one, that perception and reality were one, and that the more one traveled the more one stayed in one place, and that what with one thing and another he would rather just stay put for a while and sort it all out in his mind, which was now at one with the Universe so it shouldn't take too long and he could get a good rest afterward, put in a little flying practice and learn to cook, which he had always meant to do. — Douglas Adams

We must always think about things, and we must think about things as they are, not as they are said to be. — George Bernard Shaw