Lambridis Quotes & Sayings

I'm probably sterile. At least I can stop worrying about getting girls pregnant (if I ever get to have sex with them). Do you still get horny if your nuts are broken? My eyes open, and I find Andre standing over me, saying, "I felt your nads through my helmet!" I stop writhing for a second to give him props. "That's gold, dude! — Brent Crawford

mighty smug with their present, howsoever unenviable or contemptible their lives and the attitudes might appear others to be. While nearsightedness is not exactly an affliction (but just the thing a good doctor or spiritual healer might prescribe for leading an uncomplicated and happy life), farsightedness is nothing less than a full-blown syndrome. Forever whining, carping, criticizing, castigating, berating and bemoaning every aspect of national-societal life, the lot of the farsighted is pathetic indeed. And, this, when they have far less reasons to cavil, enjoy as they do generally a far better station in life than their nearsighted — D.P. Singh

she'd been given to wear were worn and scuffed. Her dress was too big, her hair unevenly chopped and she still had bruises on the side of her face. Now, he expected her to — Diana L. Douglas

Now, there's a young man who looks like a real pedant, for you! — Victor Hugo

The 'Artful Tommy' will never change - and perhaps shouldn't. — Thomas Hoving

As for Doing-good ... I have tried it fairly, and, strange as it may seem, am satisfied that it does not agree with my constitution. — Henry David Thoreau

Just when the question of how to live had become clearer to him, a new insoluble problem presented itself - Death. — Leo Tolstoy

We are all broken, we human creatures, and to pretend we're not is to inhibit healing. — Madeleine L'Engle

The Warrior Elite, — Marcus Luttrell