Lamazoucheese Quotes & Sayings

It's not a burning ambition for me to make sure that David Beckham earns less money. — Tony Blair

The only negative about doing stand-up is that you're on the road by yourself. When you're on the road with comics we just crack each other up every night going, "Can you believe they're paying us to do this? They're crazy." — Jeff Foxworthy

Notice this rent in my garment; I am at a loss to explain its presence! I am even more puzzled by the existence of the universe. — Jack Vance

Like most ministers, Peter was not the best judge of his own sermons. Almost invariably when he thought he had written one of his best, the rest of us did not rate it so highly. And, when on Saturday night he was bemoaning a "terrible sermon," he could be pretty sure his congregation would think it terrific. How other people rated his sermons was a constant source of astonishment to him. "That's what keeps me humble," he often said. — Catherine Marshall

Ebay's success as a company depends on the success of the community of sellers. — Pierre Omidyar

If you ever think he's falling out of love with you, stop him. Before it's too late. — Jessica Hawkins