Laikrastis Naujas Quotes & Sayings

This congestion in the post offices is due to what are technically known as "regulations" but what are really a series of acrostics and anagrams devised by some officials who got around a table one night and tried to be funny. — Robert Benchley

In some respects, the video-game business is a lot like the razor business, which follows a simple model: Give away the razor, gouge 'em on the price of the blades. — James Surowiecki

At no time did I intend to, or do I believe that I did put forward false information to the American people. — Condoleezza Rice

The idea that one thing that will define you, forever, is pretty amazing," I said. "It makes you choose it more carefully. — Katie Kacvinsky

The thing about football - the important thing about football - is that it is not just about football. — Terry Pratchett

I had never before noticed that rain contained every color within itself, green as the fields, blue as heaven, white as a lamb, yellow as my daughter's hair. — Alice Hoffman

He must be theory-mad beyond redemption who ... shall ... persist in attempting to reconcile the obstinate oils and waters of Poetry and Truth. — Edgar Allan Poe

If you tweet for me, I'll tweet for you. — Michael Wolf