Lafreda Piper Quotes & Sayings

Bears being sent through the mail should never be squashed up to make them fit. It gives them indigestion. — Pam Brown

I want a one-armed economist, that way he cannot say, 'on the other hand'. — Harry S. Truman

On the subject of spinach: divide into little piles. Rearrange again into new piles. After five of six maneuvers, sit back and say you are full. — Delia Ephron

Worldlings pray to the Lord in times of need, when it serves their turn. They cry to Him in trouble, but forsake Him in prosperity. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Sex was for men. Marriage, like lifeboats, was for women and children. — Carrie Fisher

If you tell a child "Don't touch yourself there," they will deal with some kind of sexual problem from then on, to one degree or other. — Betty Dodson

My older brother always tells me I changed as a person when I saw 'Ace Ventura.' Because when I saw 'Ace Ventura', I became obsessed. I watched the movie as many times as I had to - back then, you couldn't go on the Internet and find the script - so I watched it as many times as I could to write my own script of 'Ace Ventura.' — Eliza Coupe

You can not serve two masters..
but you can make both fight for you. — Toba Beta

The spectacle [of American politics] resembles that of swarms of insects changing from worms to wings. They must get the wings ordie. For our salvation, Mr. Wilbur Wright is providing wings. He will also have to provide a new insect to use them. — Henry Adams

Many are saved from sin by being so inept at it. — Mignon McLaughlin

Opportunity is the great bawd. — Benjamin Franklin

He had to remember what she was. Human. Breakable. And he was an animal who liked to play rough. — Rhyannon Byrd

When you love and accept yourself, when you know who really cares about you, and when you learn from your mistakes, then you stop caring about what people who don't know you think. — Beyonce Knowles

I've always believed," she replied, "that if God is going to be strict about anything, that He will be strict about the rules concerning hate, not love. And if two people love each other, that has to be better than two people hating each other. Beyond that, it's for God to sort out. I'm too frail to be such a judge. — J.M. Redmann

A small-time hoodlum who had spent most of the 1960s at San Quentin State Prison in California, the 30-year-old Bryant claimed that he hijacked Flight 97 under orders from his higher-ups in the Black Panther Party; he said his mission was to arrange for the purchase of bazookas to aid the organization's struggle against oppression. — Brendan I. Koerner