Laboredge Quotes & Sayings

I can definitely relate to Jacob's feelings in Breaking Dawn. When he gets the invitation to the wedding, he doesn't handle it very well. And I don't think I would either. If I were in love with a girl and she told me she was marrying somebody else, that would crush me. And that's what it does. It destroys Jacob. — Taylor Lautner

There is nothing so awkward as courting a woman whilst she is making sausages. — Laurence Sterne

Our songs will all be silenced, but what of it? Go on singing. — Orson Welles

I'm the son of an everyman. My father is a teacher. He teaches physics at a boys' school in Sydney. — Alex O'Loughlin

Art doesn't interest me. Only artists interest me. — Marcel Duchamp

Yesterday, today, tomorrow and maybe forever, living and leaving without you. — M.F. Moonzajer

They say when you meet somebody that looks just like you, you die. — P. Wish

He wanted to live life in such a way that if a photograph were taken at random, it would be a cool photograph. — David Nicholls

We have a strong and credible broadband policy because the man who has devised it, the man who will implement it virtually invented the Internet in this country. Thank you so much, Malcolm Turnbull. — Tony Abbott

Malcolm Gladwell can't help being a pinhead. He was probably born that way. — Gregory Cochran

Hangovers are a vivid form of vengeance. Last night my apartment became the venue for a small, introverted chardonnay festival. A melancholy choir of Bulgarians provided the entertainment, via a set of headphones that ended up irredeemably tangled beneath the bed. Part of me just watched. The other part was in charge. — Liz Jensen

Acting politely in front of someone black and/or gay and then making horrible claims about their intelligence or worth as human beings after they leave the room is not kindness - it's hypocrisy. — Mallory Ortberg

We've had musical stuff in the show [ South Park] forever. That's mostly because Trey's a big musical fan, and he's a great songwriter. He's been writing songs his whole life. So since the beginning, we've always put a lot of musical moments. — Matt Stone