Laagers Quotes & Sayings

So, what, Trevor was the quid and Shayna was the pro quo? I don't think so, Syd. Playing games is not my style. — Steph Campbell

The stuff I do and say onstage I can do easily. As a performer, that comes easily. But being social offstage, it's not easy for me. — Margaret Cho

When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference. — Kin Hubbard

If people would but provide for eternity with the same solicitude and real care as they do for this life, they could not fail of heaven. — John Tillotson

The first year I sold a photo to was a lady who thought I was a chef, for some reason. I've no idea why. — Graeme Le Saux

I felt like I could do this forever, because nothing mattered more than anything else. — Miranda July

If the (British) Arts Council give you money, they also tell you how to spend it. — Neville Marriner

Take what you have learned, practise it, adapt it as necessary, and make it work for you. — Lorraine Clissold