Kuriakose Quotes & Sayings

The minute I sit down and think 'Okay, this must be KID SAFE!' my Muse develops Tourrette's and goes to lunch with Clive Barker, and my mind plunges into the gutter and I draw an appalling blank on anything that is not violent, gory, profanity laden, or depraved. So I think the only way I can ever do kid's books if I plan not to do kid's books. If that makes any sense. — Ursula Vernon

What are you?" I asked. "I'm the Ghost of the Night Before Exams." "And how long did it take you to come up with that?" Jazza asked. "I'm a busy man," he replied. — Maureen Johnson

All my joys resemble more a momentary intoxication than the real gold of happiness. It was all but an illusion. — Richard Von Krafft-Ebing

[We assume] that the self is an actual living thing, but it's not. It's a projection which our clever brains create in order to cheat ourselves from the reality of death. — Thandie Newton

If my sinfulness appears to me in any way smaller or less detestable in comparison with the sins of others, I am still not recognizing my sinfulness at all. — Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Whatever a man needs is within himself. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Raining on parades requires no skill or effort on the part of a politician. — P. J. O'Rourke

I don't even know if people even care what a 27-year-old Jewish kid thinks about politics. — Joe Mande

My position on what other people think of me is, fuck what other people think. — Lauren Dane