Kumawat Song Quotes & Sayings

I read my first P.G. Wodehouse when I was 12. — Mallory Ortberg

Life is short and pain is long and we were all put on this earth to help each other. — Stephen King

Each economy relies on the credit system, that is, on the erroneous assumption that the other will pay back money pumped. — Kurt Tucholsky

Masturbation is not the happiest form of sexuality, but the most advisable for him who wants to be alone and think. I detect the aroma of this pleasant vice in most philosophers, and a happily married logicians is almost a contradiction in terms. So many sages have regarded Woman as temptress because fornication often leads to marriage, which usually leads to children, which always leads to a respectable job and pretending to believe the idiocies your neighbors believe. The hypocrisy of the sages has been to conceal their timid onanism and call it celibacy. — Robert Anton Wilson

My chicken ain't no joke. I ain't scared to go up against the Colonel, tastewise. — Flavor Flav

In principle, there's nothing wrong with the concept of an infographic. What concerns me is the types of things that people are doing with them. They get far off topic, or the fact checking is really poor. The infographic may be neat, but if the information it's based on is simply wrong, then it's misleading people. — Matt Cutts

As people, we love pattern. But interrupted pattern is more interesting. — Jay Maisel

In this world of numbness and information overload, the ability to feel, my boy, is a rare gift indeed. — Patrick Ness

Maybe you're not willing to give up a lover who's colder than you are. — Laurell K. Hamilton

THINGS WOULD HAVE TURNED out better if she had lived. As it was, she died when I was a kid; and though everything that's happened to me since then is thoroughly my own fault, still when I lost her I lost sight of any landmark that might have led me someplace happier, to some more populated or congenial life. Her death the dividing mark: Before and After. And though it's a bleak thing to admit all these years later, still I've never met anyone who made me feel loved the way she did. Everything came alive in her company; she cast a charmed theatrical light about her so that to see anything through her eyes was to see it in brighter colors than ordinary — Donna Tartt

The greatest power we have in life is not external, but internal. — Steve Knox

Don't wrench your shoulder out of its socket trying to pat yourself on the back, Beldin said sourly. — David Eddings

People ask me, What would you be doing without baseball? I don't know ... super-sizing fries? — Jason Giambi