Kuijken Barok Quotes & Sayings

If you want to be taken seriously, always check your fly. — Corey Taylor

I don't want to have a good fight, I don't want to have an exciting fight, I want to have a finish. — Michael Chandler

When all the world is old, lad, And all the trees are brown; And all the sport is stale, lad, And all the wheels run down, Creep home and take your place there, The spent and maimed among: God grant you find one face there You loved when all was young. — Susanna Kearsley

Did the guy who invent the shower cap also invent the fitted bed sheet? — Gregor Collins

I want to talk about hope. Are we going to be completely lambasted by things we don't see coming? Yeah. Is it going to damage the human race and hurt us? Probably many times. Are we going to get over it? Absolutely. Are we going to move through it? Yes. — J.H. Wyman

My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water. — Rodney Dangerfield