Krystina Byford Quotes & Sayings

Wish for the happiness of your enemies, for if they are happy, they are your enemy no more. — Bryant McGill

The most important influence on a child is the character of its parents, rather than this or that single event. — Erich Fromm

I have not proved that the universe is, in fact, a digital computer and that it's capable of performing universal computation, but it's plausible that it is. — Seth Lloyd

Everything you do, burns calories. Getting up in the morning, 100 calories; kicking the hooker out of your bed, another 100; diapering your monkey, 35 calories; laughing at a midget, fun and 10 calories; catching your girlfriend with another guy, 2000-3000 calories, depending on backswings. — Dave Attell

That first bass I had was an Eko, a very old thing with a thin neck, I had that for quite a while. — John Deacon

I had learned by personal experience that grumblers are deaf to any voices but their own. — Alan Bradley

Back then I recall yelling ugly things like, "Don't do it"! at the happy couple. Yes, that was me. Obnoxious jilted girl, party of one. — Paula Heller Garland

Ann Boleyn...a Renaissance Audrey Hepburn in a little black dress. — JoAnn Spears

If people are still buying tickets, and still buying the DVDs, and they're still watching on YouTube and my fifteen minutes of fame isn't finished yet, then I'll just keep doing it. — Jeff Dunham

A change in bad habits leads to a change in life. — Jenny Craig

Pessimism is the one ism which kills the soul. — John Buchan

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants. — Jeaniene Frost

Mubarak came to power as a hero who fought bravely in Egypt's wars and headed the nation's air force. — Ahmed Zewail

He leaned back a little, not taking his arm from around me, but looking into my eyes.
You're changing, Zoey. And I'm not sure what you're changing into. — P.C. Cast