Krysiak Baranowo Quotes & Sayings

When I was nearly twelve years old, my kind mistress sickened and died. — Harriet Ann Jacobs

So for honesty I am blocked sound not fair...! — Deyth Banger

Safaris through ancestral memories teach me many things. The patterns, ahhh, the patterns. Liberal bigots are the ones who trouble me the most. I distrust extremes. Scratch a conservative and you find someone who prefers the past over any future. Scratch a liberal and find a closet aristocrat. It's true! Liberal governments always develop into aristocracies. The bureaucracies betray the true intent of people who from such governments. Right from the first, the little people who formed the governments which promised to equalize the social burdens found themselves suddenly in the hands of bureaucratic aristocracies. Of course, all bureaucracies follow this pattern, but what a hypocrisy to find this even under a communized banner. — Frank Herbert

I just went to the doctor today, I got a chest X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven. — Jennifer Lawrence

My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough' — Henny Youngman

In pharmaceutical speak, psilocybin is known as an asshole inhibitor. — Bill Maher

Men are more ready to offend one who desires to be beloved than one who wishes to be feared. — Niccolo Machiavelli

My children cause me the most exquisite suffering of which I have any experience. It is the suffering of ambivalence: the murderous alternation between bitter resentment and raw-edged nerves, and blissful gratification and tenderness. Sometimes I seem to myself, in my feelings toward these tiny guiltless beings, a monster of selfishness and intolerance. — Adrienne Rich

While thoughts exist, words are alive and literature becomes an escape, not from, but into living. — Cyril Connolly

So how old are you, baby?" Gorilla asks her.
"Old enough to know better," she says, looking at his arms.
"You like what you see?" he asks and touches her leg. "You and me should do it, later."
"Did you forget to evolve?" she asks, struggling to get off the couch. — Cath Crowley

Well, my dads are always saying I'm the handsome one in the family, but it's always nice to hear a girl say it, too. Especially if she's under fifty. — Paula Stokes

Love who you are. Love and be what you want to be. — Debasish Mridha

Comedy can be a little brutal, but not in a satisfying way. — Jenny Slate

I feel very passionately that we need to take care of the planet and everything on it. Whether it's saving the Amazon or just being kind to those around you, we need to take care of each other and Mother Earth. — Olivia Newton-John

we were never here nor there, never allowed to be happy or allowed to be sad.
Darkness and light, black and white, good and evil. Memories and new experiences were polar opposites requiring the same host: you. — Katia Lief