Krtcellular Quotes & Sayings

You know, I've always been really interested in this stuff, and I'm going to read this. — William J. Clinton

I'm never opposed to sexual favors as payment." He wrapped her ponytail around his fist, leaning close to her ear.
"I'm too exhausted to kick your ass. Drop my hair. You know better. — Debra Anastasia

From the minute I wake up until I go to bed I think about food. — Helena Christensen

To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself. — Albert Einstein

Two black-marked dragons heading up a crew? They would only attract the broken. — T.S. Joyce

Beauty is one of the rare things that do not lead to doubt of God. — Jean Anouilh

I have passed, I hope, many tests over the course of the last 20-odd years in relation to the peace process and intend to continue to work forward in a very sensible and reasoned way with political colleagues in the Executive. — Martin McGuinness

Charity is suppose to cover up for a multitude of sins. — Bob Dylan

Some people can only be happy being a star. What happens if and when the work dries up? — Susan Hampshire

In improv, the whole thing is that it is a relationship between the two people, as a back and forth. In standup, you don't really want to be listening to what somebody is saying; you want to project your jokes into their face. — John Oliver